Comments on: ANTS

By: Kristie

Kristie — Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:07:54 +0000

I had a major problem with ants just like that. Ant traps kill the whole colony OUTSIDE of your house and if you can get past committing mass murder your problems will be solved.

By: gasoline hobo

gasoline hobo — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 23:05:20 +0000

for the record, this is one of the best posts i’ve ever read.

By: Joye

Joye — Tue, 28 Mar 2006 00:38:09 +0000

The sink has a shiny new stopper and I am starting to feel the will to live again. Before I shovel them into the abyss, my ant friends(if you can call them that) are going to assist me in one final blowout.

By: chip

chip — Fri, 24 Mar 2006 20:02:22 +0000

mssg from the inner-council on global affairs of evolutionary dissemination: you must get a blue-tooth cell phone ear-piece, you must wear your iPOD at ALL times, to ensure the consistency of your hegemonical androgyny, for the love of Baby Jesus, the ants are a tithing, let them lead the way.

By: Craig

Craig — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:38:29 +0000

That’s disgusting. You poor, poor helpless little girls!

By: Rabah

Rabah — Thu, 23 Mar 2006 06:09:19 +0000

Interestingly enough, locusts are a phase change of normal non-destructive grasshoppers. When grasshoppers feel too many other grasshoppers around (by the little hairs on their legs) when they reproduce the next generation is LOCUSTS! But since you have ants all you have to do after wiping up the dead ones and composting them (or you can eat them if you’re feeling brave, they taste like lemons, seriously) is (in increasing order of unpleasantness):
-spray trails/entry w/ peppermint essence (diluted)
-spray w/ vinegar
-sprinkle trails/entry w/ talc (baby powder) or black pepper or cloves
-make little borax bombs by mixing borax and peanut butter (then you potentially have to deal w/ more piles of dead ants but you’re good at that)

remember, cleanliness is the path to salvation
-spray w/ equal parts windex and ivory soap