KYOTO — A tomato that resembles a disfigured human face has gained attention in the Kyoto Prefecture city of Yawata. I’m amazed by how far we’ll go to see a human face, even putting it on a tomato. Look how happy that guy is. His face really makes the shot. I believe he truly loves that [...]

Last weekend found me wandering around town like an overmedicated mental patient, confused because I no longer live where I used to live. It’s the same town, but now I’m lost. To stabilize myself, I spent money I didn’t have. Specifically, I spent money on food. There’s a fancy new restaurant in town I’d been [...]

I don’t even want to write anything right now, but if I write I don’t have to decide on something else to do. I’d probably sleep, yes, that is what would happen, fine sure okay. Dreamy sleep. Tired, would like to forget everything. Brain running through maze following rank scent of old cheddar. Totally dumb [...]

I’ve left my home, the one with the ants in the freezer (those are all gone now) and the loud 80s music next door every Tuesday. Last night I wheeled assorted bags, pillows, appliances, and a stuffed bunny over to my temporary lodgings Chez Grandparents in one of these: I’m crazy about this cart (note: mine [...]

I’m preparing to vacate my current residence for a few months. While sifting through the clutter last weekend, I thought about this guy’s collection: “Like uncirculated banknotes or stamps, my navel fluff is in mint condition. When harvested, I remove any body hair from the fluff then store it immediately in a jar, where it remains [...]