I’m preparing to vacate my current residence for a few months. While sifting through the clutter last weekend, I thought about this guy’s collection:

“Like uncirculated banknotes or stamps, my navel fluff is in mint condition. When harvested, I remove any body hair from the fluff then store it immediately in a jar, where it remains uncontaminated.”

I used to know a guy who saved his navel fluff, but not in clean, tidy jars like these. He just fished out the fluff and flicked it onto a bookshelf. With that approach, I knew he’d never set a Guinness World Record. But that’s not why we broke up.