I ate a bowl of raisin bran this morning and only came across one (1) raisin. I’d gotten used to the idea of just plain flakes, so I was quite surprised and pleased when I bit into that solitary morsel of raisiny goodness near the bottom of the bowl. But also outraged. One raisin! Why’d [...]

My awesome giant headphones are broken! And three of my pens exploded today! And there are tiny snakes crawling out of my nostrils! Geez, does anybody actually read this?

I’d say a lot more on this subject, but I don’t want to read it here tomorrow and feel mortified. Far better for me to read it in ye olde spiral notebook about five years from now when I’ve forgotten all the stupid things that obsessed me today. If I’m lucky, some coffee or other [...]