Here’s what my horoscope says today: “…You might even be drawn into a squabble with others fighting amongst themselves to see who is king of the hill. You might just have to tell them it’s you.”
That’s right, bitches, it’s me.** Spread the word.
**EDITED TO ADD: Just kidding! It’s not me.
i wish i could be a superhero after ten hours of sleep. usually i just wake up with a headache and an unholy desire to pee.
Yeah, that’s pretty much all it takes for me, just ten hours of sleep and I can lift cars with my pinky finger. And forgive my enemies, almost.