I walked to work a few times. It was nice to be outside in the morning. Each day I took a different route. I saw some stuff. On Mission Street: Next to the railroad tracks: Chip invited me to a party featuring delicious food, nice people, live music, and plenty of lava lamps. The next night I went with [...]

Your boyfriend, Ronnie Cripe, left this note for you in the parking lot: Sorry, I don’t have any more information. And for the record, I’m tired of being expected to carry messages for you people. From now on, if you want to hear from Ronnie, you’ll have to call him up yourselves.

Much awkward and excessive gratitude to Gasoline Hobo for lending me a camera.

  What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die? You will be sucked dry by a leech. I’d stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom.Take this quiz!  

I had the most wonderful dream this morning. I was flying in a superfast jet airplane and my brother was the pilot. He took us way out into the stratosphere. We swirled and dipped and dropped and soared. It felt like we were dancing, way up above everybody else on earth. He kept laughing a familiar [...]